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• #1. Herpes

8 Responses to “#1. Herpes”

1. on 07 Apr 2008 at 1:53 pm1huh

   Herpes Simplex 1 or Herpes Simplex 2? Your picture and your description don’t really mesh.

2. on 07 Apr 2008 at 3:21 pm2editor

   oh please, like we were gonna put a photo up of genital herpes. well, i guess it fits with the theme. stuff nobody likes: a photo of genital herpes. but, for the record, i think people probably don’t like BOTH kinds of herpes.

3. on 07 Apr 2008 at 7:55 pm3squidlarkin

   I love that all the google ads on this comment page are for photos of genital herpes now.

4. on 07 Apr 2008 at 10:16 pm4Xezlec

   According to Wikipedia, it sounds like 20%-30% of Americans have HSV-2 and 68% have HSV-1. If I’m not mistaken, I think someone told me that anyone who has ever had a cold sore has HSV-1 permanently. It’s one of the least harmful viruses, actually, which is why it’s so successful. Why do we care so much?

5. on 08 Apr 2008 at 12:43 pm5agitator

   Obama for Vice President in 2008!

6. on 10 Apr 2008 at 9:27 pm6musns

   …not to mention someone who has active HSV-1 who does oral on a partner can pass it to them…except the partner has it on their genitals. It’s easier spread than most folks realize.

7. on 12 Apr 2008 at 12:38 pm7shfree

   Most people do have herpes, and you can get any strain on your genitals. So while it is irritating and uncomfortable, and it is a bad idea to mess around when you are having an outbreak, it isn’t the end of the world.

   I work at a clinic that does a lot of STI screening, and I usually tell people to just make the assumption that they have herpes as opposed to getting tested for it if they don’t currently have any signs of a lesion. If there is a sore present a culture should be done, but it really is an expensive waste of time to do a blood test if someone is asymptomatic. I have it, and I can’t remember the last time I had a cold sore, I think maybe some time before I became sexually active over twenty years ago.

8. on 05 Nov 2008 at 8:20 pm8Lesha

   Interestingly, even for accountants :)))))

9. on 31 Jul 2009 at 1:01 pm9amenodimeno

   That’s good man, keep it going.

10. on 05 Aug 2009 at 6:24 pm10amenodimeno

    Good story for me but please more details.

11. on 19 Sep 2009 at 4:34 pm11adamoerikom

    Stunning blog and good article. High 5 for u man !

12. on 06 Jan 2010 at 2:39 pm12adamusxyz

    This is a very good stuff man. But you can be more specific next time. See ya !

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